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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
B
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em
I thought when I get older
C Cm
I'd marry her, I told her
G
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
B
Nine till five's not the best, I'll be honest
Em C
If I could change a single thing
Cm Am
I'd make it me and not him
G
[Chorus]
C Cm G
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
C Cm G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
C Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G Am
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
C Cm
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
(Woo)
G
[Verse 2]
G
And, yeah, I've met Jared (Of course, I've met Jared)
B
The one who took you away from me
Em
You hit it off instantly
C Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
B
Push against his fashion sense
Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C Cm
I’m not gay, though
[Bridge]
G B
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G B
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were seventeen
[Verse 3]
G
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
Em
I just think that I deserve
Cm C
A little bit of what I earned
G
I'm not gonna make another scene
B
The one I made when I was twenty-three
Em C Cm Am
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
[Chorus]
C Cm G
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
C Cm G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
C Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G Am
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
C Cm
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
(Woo)
[Outro]
G B
I think about you every day (Every day)
Em C Cm
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
G B
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Em C Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
G
'Cause you're beauty
B
And you're grace (And you're grace)
Em C Cm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
G B
And I want you to notice me
Em C Cm
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
G B
I want you to care
Em C Cm
I want to smell your hair
[Outro]
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